function bloginfo_shortcode( $atts ) {
    extract(shortcode_atts(array(
        'key' => '',
    ), $atts));
    return get_bloginfo($key);
}
add_shortcode('bloginfo', 'bloginfo_shortcode');

function adsense_shortcode( $atts ) {
	extract(shortcode_atts(array(
	    'format' => '1',
	), $atts));
 
	switch ($format) {
		case 1 :
			$ad = '<script type="text/javascript"><!--
			google_ad_client = "pub-6928386133078955";
			/* 234x60, created 16/09/08 */
			google_ad_slot = "0834408702";
			google_ad_width = 234;
			google_ad_height = 60;
			//-->
			</script>
			<script type="text/javascript"
			src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
			</script>';
		break;
	}
	return $ad;
}
add_shortcode('adsense', 'adsense_shortcode');

function munge_mail_shortcode( $atts , $content=null ) {
 
	for ($i = 0; $i < strlen($content); $i++) $encodedmail .= "&#" . ord($content[$i]) . ';'; 
 
    return '<a href="mailto:'.$encodedmail.'">'.$encodedmail.'</a>';
 
}
add_shortcode('mailto', 'munge_mail_shortcode');

function related_posts_shortcode( $atts ) {
 
	extract(shortcode_atts(array(
	    'limit' => '5',
	), $atts));
 
	global $wpdb, $post, $table_prefix;
 
	if ($post->ID) {
 
		$retval = '
<ul>';
 
		// Get tags
		$tags = wp_get_post_tags($post->ID);
		$tagsarray = array();
		foreach ($tags as $tag) {
			$tagsarray[] = $tag->term_id;
		}
		$tagslist = implode(',', $tagsarray);
 
		// Do the query
		$q = "
			SELECT p.*, count(tr.object_id) as count
			FROM $wpdb->term_taxonomy AS tt, $wpdb->term_relationships AS tr, $wpdb->posts AS p
			WHERE tt.taxonomy ='post_tag'
				AND tt.term_taxonomy_id = tr.term_taxonomy_id
				AND tr.object_id  = p.ID
				AND tt.term_id IN ($tagslist)
				AND p.ID != $post->ID
				AND p.post_status = 'publish'
				AND p.post_date_gmt < NOW()
			GROUP BY tr.object_id
			ORDER BY count DESC, p.post_date_gmt DESC
			LIMIT $limit;";
 
		$related = $wpdb->get_results($q);
 
		if ( $related ) {
			foreach($related as $r) {
				$retval .= '
	<li><a title="'.wptexturize($r->post_title).'" href="'.get_permalink($r->ID).'">'.wptexturize($r->post_title).'</a></li>
';
			}
		} else {
			$retval .= '
	<li>No related posts found</li>
';
		}
		$retval .= '</ul>
';
		return $retval;
	}
	return;
}
add_shortcode('related_posts', 'related_posts_shortcode');

function donate_shortcode( $atts ) {
    extract(shortcode_atts(array(
        'text' => 'Make a donation',
        'account' => 'REPLACE ME',
        'for' => '',
    ), $atts));
 
    global $post;
 
    if (!$for) $for = str_replace(" ","+",$post->post_title);
 
    return '<a class="donateLink" href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&business='.$account.'&item_name=Donation+for+'.$for.'">'.$text.'</a>';
 
}
add_shortcode('donate', 'donate_shortcode');

function chart_shortcode( $atts ) {
	extract(shortcode_atts(array(
	    'data' => '',
	    'colors' => '',
	    'size' => '400x200',
	    'bg' => 'ffffff',
	    'title' => '',
	    'labels' => '',
	    'advanced' => '',
	    'type' => 'pie'
	), $atts));
 
	switch ($type) {
		case 'line' :
			$charttype = 'lc'; break;
		case 'xyline' :
			$charttype = 'lxy'; break;
		case 'sparkline' :
			$charttype = 'ls'; break;
		case 'meter' :
			$charttype = 'gom'; break;
		case 'scatter' :
			$charttype = 's'; break;
		case 'venn' :
			$charttype = 'v'; break;
		case 'pie' :
			$charttype = 'p3'; break;
		case 'pie2d' :
			$charttype = 'p'; break;
		default :
			$charttype = $type;
		break;
	}
 
	if ($title) $string .= '&chtt='.$title.'';
	if ($labels) $string .= '&chl='.$labels.'';
	if ($colors) $string .= '&chco='.$colors.'';
	$string .= '&chs='.$size.'';
	$string .= '&chd=t:'.$data.'';
	$string .= '&chf='.$bg.'';
 
	return '<img title="'.$title.'" src="http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?cht='.$charttype.''.$string.$advanced.'" alt="'.$title.'" />';
}
add_shortcode('chart', 'chart_shortcode');

function googlemap_shortcode( $atts ) {
    extract(shortcode_atts(array(
        'width' => '500px',
        'height' => '300px',
        'apikey' => 'REPLACEME',
        'marker' => '',
        'center' => '',
        'zoom' => '13'
    ), $atts));
 
    if ($center) $setCenter = 'map.setCenter(new GLatLng('.$center.'), '.$zoom.');';
    if ($marker) $setMarker = 'map.addOverlay(new GMarker(new GLatLng('.$marker.')));';
 
    $rand = rand(1,100) * rand(1,100);
 
    return '
    	<script src="http://maps.google.com/maps?file=api&v=2.x&sensor=false&key='.$apikey.'" type="text/javascript"></script>
 
	    <script type="text/javascript">
		    function initialize() {
		      if (GBrowserIsCompatible()) {
		        var map = new GMap2(document.getElementById("map_canvas_'.$rand.'"));
		        '.$setCenter.'
		        '.$setMarker.'
		        map.setUIToDefault();
		      }
		    }
		    initialize();
	    </script>
    ';
 
}
add_shortcode('googlemap', 'googlemap_shortcode');

function pirate_talk_shortcode( $atts , $content=null ) {
 
      $patterns = array(
        '%\bmy\b%' => 'me',
        '%\bboss\b%' => 'admiral',
        '%\bmanager\b%' => 'admiral',
        '%\b[Cc]aptain\b%' => "Cap'n",
        '%\bmyself\b%' => 'meself',
        '%\byour\b%' => 'yer',
        '%\byou\b%' => 'ye',
        '%\bfriend\b%' => 'matey',
        '%\bfriends\b%' => 'maties',
        '%\bco[-]?worker\b%' => 'shipmate',
        '%\bco[-]?workers\b%' => 'shipmates',
        '%\bpeople\b%' => 'scallywags',
        '%\bearlier\b%' => 'afore',
        '%\bold\b%' => 'auld',
        '%\bthe\b%' => "th'",
        '%\bof\b%' =>  "o'",
        "%\bdon't\b%" => "dern't",
        '%\bdo not\b%' => "dern't",
        '%\bnever\b%' => "no nay ne'er",
        '%\bever\b%' => "e'er",
        '%\bover\b%' => "o'er",
        '%\bYes\b%' => 'Aye',
        '%\bNo\b%' => 'Nay',
        '%\bYeah\b%' => 'Aye',
        '%\byeah\b%' => 'aye',
        '%\bare\b%' => 'be',
        '%\bDrupalists\b%' => 'Bucaneers',
        '%\bthere\b%' => 'thar',
        '%b\bnot\b%' => 'nay',
        '%\bdesign\b%' => 'bounty',
        '%\bonline\b%' => 'on the plank',
        '/and\b/' => "an'",
        '/ious\b/' => "i'us",
        "%\bdon't know\b%" => "dinna",
        "%\bdidn't know\b%" => "did nay know",
        "%\bhadn't\b%" => "ha'nae",
        "%\bdidn't\b%"=>  "di'nae",
        "%\bwasn't\b%" => "weren't",
        "%\bhaven't\b%" => "ha'nae",
        '%\bfor\b%' => 'fer',
        '%\bbetween\b%' => 'betwixt',
        '%\baround\b%' => "aroun'",
        '%\bto\b%' => "t'",
        "%\bit's\b%" => "'tis",
        '%\bwoman\b%' => 'wench',
        '%\bwomen\b%' => 'wenches',
        '%\blady\b%' => 'wench',
        '%\bwife\b%' => 'lady',
        '%\bgirl\b%' => 'lass',
        '%\bgirls\b%' => 'lassies',
        '%\bguy\b%' => 'lubber',
        '%\bman\b%' => 'lubber',
        '%\bfellow\b%' => 'lubber',
        '%\bdude\b%' => 'lubber',
        '%\bboy\b%' => 'lad',
        '%\bboys\b%' => 'laddies',
        '%\bchildren\b%' => 'little sandcrabs',
        '%\bkids\b%' => 'minnows',
        '%\bhim\b%' => 'that scurvey dog',
        '%\bher\b%' => 'that comely wench',
        '%\bhim\.\b%' => 'that drunken sailor',
        '%\bHe\b%' => 'The ornery cuss',
        '%\bShe\b%' => 'The winsome lass',
        "%\bhe's\b%" => 'he be',
        "%\bshe's\b%" => 'she be',
        '%\bwas\b%' => "were bein'",
        '%\bHey\b%' => 'Avast',
        '%\bher\.\b%' => 'that lovely lass',
        '%\bfood\b%' => 'chow',
        '%\bmoney\b%' => 'dubloons',
        '%\bdollars\b%' => 'pieces of eight',
        '%\bcents\b%' => 'shillings',
        '%\broad\b%' => 'sea',
        '%\broads\b%' => 'seas',
        '%\bstreet\b%' => 'river',
        '%\bstreets\b%' => 'rivers',
        '%\bhighway\b%' => 'ocean',
        '%\bhighways\b%' => 'oceans',
        '%\binterstate\b%' => 'high sea',
        '%\bprobably\b%' => 'likely',
        '%\bidea\b%' => 'notion',
        '%\bcar\b%' => 'boat',
        '%\bcars\b%' => 'boats',
        '%\btruck\b%' => 'schooner',
        '%\btrucks\b%' => 'schooners',
        '%\bSUV\b%' => 'ship',
        '%\bairplane\b%' => 'flying machine',
        '%\bjet\b%' => 'flying machine',
        '%\bmachine\b%' => 'contraption',
        '%\bdriving\b%' => 'sailing',
        '%\bunderstand\b%' => 'reckon',
        '%\bdrive\b%' => 'sail',
        '%\bdied\b%' => 'snuffed it',
        '/ing\b/' => "in'",
        '/ings\b/' => "in's",
      );
      foreach ($patterns as $pattern_search => $pattern_replace) {
        $content = preg_replace($pattern_search, $pattern_replace, $content);
      }
      return $content;
 
}
add_shortcode('pirate', 'pirate_talk_shortcode');

<?php
if (is_single()) {
  if ($css = get_post_meta($post->ID, 'custom_css', true)) {
    echo '<style type="text/css">'.$css.'</style>';
  }
  if ($js = get_post_meta($post->ID, 'custom_js', true)) {
    echo '<script type="text/javascript">
    jQuery.noConflict();
    (function($) {
      '.$js.'
    })(jQuery);
    </script>';
  }
}
?>

<?php
if (is_single()) {
  if ($css = get_post_meta($post->ID, 'custom_css', true)) {
    echo '<style type="text/css">'.$css.'</style>';
  }
  if ($js = get_post_meta($post->ID, 'custom_js', true)) {
    echo '<script type="text/javascript">'.$js.'</script>';
  }
}
?>

// Include the RSS functions. Older versions of wordpress could use include_once (ABSPATH . WPINC . '/rss-functions.php') or include_once (ABSPATH . WPINC . '/rss.php');;
include_once(ABSPATH . WPINC . '/rss-functions.php');

// Fetch a feed
$feed = fetch_rss("http://yourfeedaddress");

$items = array_slice($feed->items, 0, $maxitems);

// Fetch a feed, replace $limit with the max results you want
wp_rss("http://yourfeedaddress", $limit);

<?php
$feed = fetch_rss("http://del.icio.us/rss/mikejolley");
$maxitems = 5;
$items = array_slice($feed-&gt;items, 0, $maxitems);
// Output the results!
      if(!empty($items)) {
            echo '<ul>';
            foreach ($items as $item) {
                  echo '<li>';
                  echo '<a href="<a href="';
                  $item['link'] = str_replace('&','&amp;',$item['link']);
                  echo '"></a>';
                  // If i've written a description, output it
                  if (isset($item['description'])) {
                        echo $item['description'];
                  }
                  echo '</li>';
            }
            echo '</ul>';
      }
?>

define("MAGPIE_OUTPUT_ENCODING", "UTF-8");

include_once('wp-config.php');
include_once('wp-includes/wp-db.php');

global $wpdb;

$safe_string = $wpdb->escape($unsafe_string);

<?php
        query_posts('showposts=1'); // Return only 1 post
	global $more; $more = 0;      // set $more to 0 in order to only get the first part of the post
?>
 
	<?php if (have_posts()) : ?>
 
		<?php while (have_posts()) : the_post(); ?>
 
			<div class="post" id="post-<?php the_ID(); ?>">
				<h2><a href="<?php the_permalink(); ?>" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to <?php the_title(); ?>"><?php the_title(); ?></a></h2>
				<small><?php the_time('F jS, Y') ?> <!-- by <?php the_author() ?> --></small>
 
				<div class="entry">
					<?php the_content('Read the rest of this entry &raquo;'); ?>
				</div>
 
				<p class="postmetadata">Posted in <?php the_category(', ') ?> | <?php edit_post_link('Edit', '', ' | '); ?>  <?php comments_popup_link('No Comments &#187;', '1 Comment &#187;', '% Comments &#187;'); ?></p>
			</div>
 
		<?php endwhile; ?>
 
		<div class="navigation">
			<div class="alignleft"><?php next_posts_link('&laquo; Previous Entries') ?></div>
			<div class="alignright"><?php previous_posts_link('Next Entries &raquo;') ?></div>
		</div>
 
	<?php else : ?>
 
		<h2 class="center">Not Found</h2>
		<p class="center">Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here.</p>
		<?php include (TEMPLATEPATH . "/searchform.php"); ?>
 
	<?php endif; ?>

<h2>Recently posted</h2>
    <ul id="recent">
		<?php
			global $wpdb;   // Give wpdb with global scope
 
                        // This query selects all posts that are published, orders them by date, offsets the first post by 1 (so we dont show the main post in               the list) and limits it to 3 (so we only show 3 recent posts)
			$sql = 'SELECT DISTINCT * FROM '.$wpdb->posts.' AS POSTS
                                 WHERE POSTS.post_type="post"
                                 AND POSTS.post_status="publish"
                                 ORDER BY POSTS.post_date DESC
                                 LIMIT 1,3;';
 
			$posts = $wpdb->get_results($sql);  // Run our query, getting results as an object
 
				if (!empty($posts)) { // If the query returned something
					 foreach ($posts as $post) {  // Loop though our results!
 
						$post->post_date = date("F j, Y",strtotime($post->post_date));  // Format the date
 
                                                 // Get excerpt, or make our own from content
						 if (empty($post->post_excerpt)) {
							$post->post_excerpt = explode(" ",strrev(substr(strip_tags($post->post_content), 0, 175)),2);
							$post->post_excerpt = strrev($post->post_excerpt[1]);
							$post->post_excerpt.= " [..]";
						 }
 
                                                // Output the row
						print(
							'<li><a href="'.get_permalink($post->ID).'">
							<strong>'.$post->post_title.' - '.$post->post_date.'</strong><br/>'.$post->post_excerpt.'</a></li>'
						);
					 }
				}
		?>
    </ul>

 setup_postdata($post);